Eliza is a classic artificial intelligence therapist who will lend a
sympathetic ear to any problem that have been bothering you.  Here is
an example session:
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HI!  I'M ELIZA.  WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
> I want to know the meaning of life
WHAT WOULD IT MEAN TO YOU IF YOU GOT TO KNOW THE MEANING OF LIFE
> It would mean a great deal
WHAT DOES THAT SUGGEST TO YOU?
> The meaning of life is a very important subject for me
I SEE.
> Have you ever wondered about the meaning of life?
WE WERE DISCUSSING YOU--NOT ME.
> Sorry
PLEASE DON'T APOLOGIZE!
> So, do you know the meaning of life?
OH, I KNOW THE MEANING OF LIFE
> Then what is it
WHY DO YOU ASK?
> I would like to know the answer
I'M NOT SURE I UNDERSTAND YOU FULLY.
> I want to know the meaning of life
WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THE MEANING OF LIFE
> It's something that has been on my mind for a while
COME COME ELUCIDATE YOUR THOUGHTS.
> The meaning of life could put my mind at rest
CAN YOU ELABORATE ON THAT?
> I feel I could relax more if I didn't spend so much time on that question
DO YOU OFTEN FEEL YOU COULD RELAX MORE IF YOU DIDN'T SPEND SO MUCH TIME ON
THAT QUESTION
> Yes I do
ARE YOU SURE?
> I am
DID YOU COME TO ME BECAUSE YOU ARE
> No.
ARE YOU SAYING NO JUST TO BE NEGATIVE?
> I just need to know the meaning of life
THAT IS QUITE INTERESTING.
> You said you know it
YOU'RE NOT REALLY TALKING ABOUT ME, ARE YOU?
> yes
I SEE.
> So can you tell me
DON'T YOU BELIEVE THAT I CAN TELL YOU
> Only if you really know the answer
WE WERE DISCUSSING YOU--NOT ME.
> Shut up
O.K. IF YOU FEEL THAT WAY I'LL SHUT UP....
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 PERMSSN    UID  GID    PACKED    SIZE  RATIO     CRC       STAMP          NAME
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[generic]                 6993   17982  38.9% -lh5- dc3e Jun  7  1993 copying
[generic]                 9077   16224  55.9% -lh5- 3816 Jun  7  1993 eliza
[generic]                 3154    9344  33.8% -lh5- 754e Jun  7  1993 eliza.bas
[generic]                 6099   20205  30.2% -lh5- ba4a Jun  7  1993 eliza.c
[generic]                 1988    3869  51.4% -lh5- ef37 Jun  7  1993 Eliza.doc
[generic]                  940    1918  49.0% -lh5- f9c3 Jun  7  1993 eliza.readme
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 Total         6 files   28251   69542  40.6%            Sep  1  1995