After the recent Heaven's Gate tragedy, a friend revealed to me that he
believes himself to have been abducted.  Besides being a complete loop shot,
he really is a likeable enough galoot, so, rather than laugh in his face,
I sublimated my sarcasm and went home and created the kind of ship I
imagined him being abducted by.  (He's REALLY into cyrstals).

Stop by and see me sometime at http://www.efn.org/~mikemcoo