CONSPIRACY v1.0 February 1997
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(c) S.Allan 2/98
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So. What is it?

It's a small program that produces random gibberish... erm, conspiracies.
That's it.
Honest.
There is no hidden agenda.
The truth ain't in here.
Really.


So. How does it work?

Simple.
enter the command:

ASSIGN CONSPIRACY: <volume>:<text_files_directory>

e.g if the volume (disk) is called foo and the text files are in the
directory, text, in the top level of the foo disk
then the command is:

ASSIGN CONSPIRACY: foo:text

Type CONSPIRACY on the CLI or double click the CONSPIRACY icon.


So. Why is it?

'Cos it seemed like a good idea at the time.


So. How much is the full version?

What?? You really want more of this crap?
O.K.

#########################################
### This product is grassy-knoll-ware ###
#########################################

This means that if you want the latest text files and updates to the program
then send me as many entries for each text file on disk as you can be bothered
to think up..
The idea is to create the biggest, most unmanageable files possible.
If you have any ideas for new additions to the program then let me know.
If you find any bugs then *please* let me know.

 
So. Who are you?

######################################################################
##############              Scott D. Allan              ##############
##############            159 Crewe Road West           ##############
##############                 Edinburgh                ##############
##############                  EH5 2FP                 ##############
##############                 SCOTLAND                 ##############
##############     email : scott@crewerw.demon.co.uk    ##############
######################################################################


So. Who did you rip most of the code from then?

The original idea for this came from a fortune program
written by S.Hawtin on the NORTHC examples disk
and the conspiracy theory generator in the summer
1996 edition of Alien Encounters(tm) magazine.

It's compiled using NORTHC.

Suggestion : Try sticking the output through jive or valspeak, it makes
             the output almost worth reading...
             You can get both these progs. (by Adams Douglas) from
             aminet (text/misc).

P.S. This program may be freely distributed as long as all the
     text files are included.

P.P.S. Thanks to J. Lighterness for the loan of his "factoid book",
       The Big Book Of Conspiracies. ("Everything you know is wrong")
       (c) PARADOX PRESS, N.Y.

P.P.P.S. If you've read this far --
         then you've spent more time on it than I have.

SDA 7/2/98, 14:30 in the P of M.

 PERMSSN    UID  GID    PACKED    SIZE  RATIO     CRC       STAMP          NAME
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[generic]                  862    1586  54.4% -lh5- 30cf Feb  7  1998 conspiracy/0.txt
[generic]                  257     353  72.8% -lh5- af6d Feb  7  1998 conspiracy/0.txt.info
[generic]                  945    2095  45.1% -lh5- 16dc Feb  7  1998 conspiracy/1.txt
[generic]                  262     353  74.2% -lh5- 2741 Feb  7  1998 conspiracy/1.txt.info
[generic]                 1312    2843  46.1% -lh5- 3cdd Feb  7  1998 conspiracy/10.txt
[generic]                  263     353  74.5% -lh5- 4f82 Feb  7  1998 conspiracy/10.txt.info
[generic]                  870    1612  54.0% -lh5- cff1 Feb  7  1998 conspiracy/2.txt
[generic]                  263     353  74.5% -lh5- acef Feb  7  1998 conspiracy/2.txt.info
[generic]                  539     992  54.3% -lh5- c1ee Feb  7  1998 conspiracy/3.txt
[generic]                  261     353  73.9% -lh5- 6d90 Feb  7  1998 conspiracy/3.txt.info
[generic]                  809    1743  46.4% -lh5- 2a23 Feb  7  1998 conspiracy/4.txt
[generic]                  265     353  75.1% -lh5- 1b11 Feb  7  1998 conspiracy/4.txt.info
[generic]                  778    1755  44.3% -lh5- d493 Feb  7  1998 conspiracy/5.txt
[generic]                  265     353  75.1% -lh5- 2f5f Feb  7  1998 conspiracy/5.txt.info
[generic]                 1523    3434  44.4% -lh5- b461 Feb  7  1998 conspiracy/6.txt
[generic]                  267     353  75.6% -lh5- 21aa Feb  7  1998 conspiracy/6.txt.info
[generic]                 3870    8284  46.7% -lh5- ccc4 Feb  7  1998 conspiracy/7.txt
[generic]                  264     353  74.8% -lh5- 2d99 Feb  7  1998 conspiracy/7.txt.info
[generic]                  721    1454  49.6% -lh5- b735 Feb  7  1998 conspiracy/8.txt
[generic]                  264     353  74.8% -lh5- 456b Feb  7  1998 conspiracy/8.txt.info
[generic]                  687    1513  45.4% -lh5- f579 Feb  7  1998 conspiracy/9.txt
[generic]                  261     353  73.9% -lh5- bfd2 Feb  7  1998 conspiracy/9.txt.info
[generic]                 6603   13204  50.0% -lh5- 9644 Feb  7  1998 conspiracy/conspiracy
[generic]                  381     931  40.9% -lh5- 599b Feb  7  1998 conspiracy/conspiracy.info
[generic]                 1216    2720  44.7% -lh5- 3019 Feb  7  1998 conspiracy/readme
[generic]                  261     353  73.9% -lh5- f052 Feb  7  1998 conspiracy/readme.info
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 Total        26 files   24269   48402  50.1%            Feb  7  1998